The Books I’ve Been Reading Have Gotten Increasingly Bizarre 最近看的书画风越来越清奇了

7 请 Please Sacrifice Me to Your Heart's Content 请尽情献祭我吧 Prawn with a Pot Lid锅盖大虾Sci-Fi216k WordsCompleted I just wanted to get checked out. I'm really not the cult's nemesis, the demon devourer, or humanity's savior, no matter what you people call me. “Someone saw you swallow that freak whole.” “He said he was a doctor and wanted to examine me. He told me to open wide. How was I supposed to know he'd run into my stomach?” “Someone saw you drifting around in a car late at night, driving faster than professional racers!” “I just took a cab to see a doctor late at night. The driver jumped out to use th 0Votes1.3kRecs39Fans

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I just wanted to see a doctor; I'm not the cult nemesis, demon devourer, or savior of humanity that you all claim me to be. "Someone saw you swallow the strange thing whole." "He said he was a doctor and wanted to treat me, and told me to open my mouth wide. Who knew he would go inside me!" "Someone saw you drifting at night, faster than a professional race car driver!" "I was just taking a taxi late at night to go to the doctor, but who knew the driver would jump out to use the restroom while we were driving? The car was still moving, and I was so scared that I grabbed the steering wheel with one hand!" "Someone saw you eat the evil god; it's not a doctor." "What evil god? I just don't really like sashimi, so I made some grilled squid!" "My esteemed evil god, this is a fresh offering I have found for you, and it is delicious." "Holy crap! Get this monster out of here right now!" "Our event is about to begin. Did Zhou Zihang sneak in?" "Don't worry, my lord! These are all our own people..."

11 疯 The Mad Knight's Space Age 疯骑士的宇宙时代 Angry Squirrel愤怒的松鼠Light Novel1.8M WordsCompleted “A golden finger System? Do you take me for a fool? There’s no such thing as a free lunch these days. Get out of my head! Is this some new scam, or an alien killing-machine training device with built-in hypnotic powers?” “No. I am the chaos that whispers from the void, the most terrifying nightmare of every living thing beneath the Southern Cross, the heir to a supreme divine throne, and... your sister.” “...I only have one younger sister. I don’t have an older one!” “You do. I’m your illegitima 0Votes613.1kRecs186.5kFans

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"A cheat system? Do you think I'm stupid? These days, there's no such thing as a free lunch. Get out of my head! A new kind of scam? Or an alien training device for killing machines with hypnotic abilities?" "No, I am the chaos that whispers in the void, the nightmare that all beings on the Southern Cross fear most, the inheritor of the supreme divine position, and... Your sister." "... I only have one younger sister, no older sister!" "No, you are. I am an illegitimate child, but your father didn't tell you."