The Three Wisecrackers 三贱客

2 光 The Light-Brain Martial Venerable 光脑武尊 The Eight O'Clock Evening Slot晚间八点档Sci-Fi4.0M WordsCompleted Chu Nan was just an ordinary student, until an accident gave him data collection, analysis, and processing abilities on par with the most advanced quantum computers. In his eyes, everything in the world can be judged with precise data. Every attack from an enemy is simply a combination of countless data points. Even... the flow of internal energy through his meridians can be precisely quantified. With such incredibly precise data to guide him, he can not only use his physical strength with extra 0Votes186.2kRecs180.9kFans

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Chu Nan was originally just an ordinary student, but due to an accident, he gained data collection, analysis and processing capabilities equivalent to the most advanced optical brain. In his eyes, everything in the world can be judged by the most precise data, and any attack by the enemy is just a combination of countless data. Even the flow of internal energy in the meridians can be precisely quantified using data. With the help of such incredibly precise data, he could not only use his physical strength with exceptional precision, but also modify his internal energy cultivation method to be most suitable for him, resulting in a rapid increase in his strength. After this sudden change, his life was also altered... My completed work, "The Magical Industrial Empire," totals 4.16 Million words and tells the story of a mechanical engineer who travels to a magical world and builds a complete magical industrial system in this other world. Welcome to read it.

5 相 The Crosstalk Master 相声大师 Tang Sifang唐四方Urban2.3M WordsCompleted This is a novel about real life, about the rise and fall of the crosstalk world over several decades, and about folk performers. Crosstalk Master full-subscription group. A screenshot of your subscription is required to join: 585834469 A project funded by the Shanghai Cultural Development Foundation 0Votes945.1kRecs261.6kFans

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This is a novel that depicts reality, a novel that chronicles the rise and fall of the crosstalk industry over several decades, and a novel about folk artists. Crosstalk Masters' Book Club: 551574545 A group for all subscribers of crosstalk masters. A screenshot of your subscription is required to join. Group ID: 585834469 Shanghai Cultural Development Foundation-funded projects

6 神 Mythical Version of Three Kingdom 神话版三国 Grave Dirt and Wild Grass坟土荒草Historical24.9M WordsOngoing Chen Xi watched a soldier toss aside a boulder weighing hundreds of pounds and stared speechlessly at the heavens. Is this really the late Eastern Han? Lu Bu single-handedly tore through an army of ten thousand. There’s no way that’s scientifically possible. Zhao Zilong really seems to have a dragon’s soul possessing him. He split a mountain with one sword. Is he even human? Dian Wei protected Cao Cao by himself as they fought their way out of the enemy camp, casually slaughtering thousands of e 1.8kVotes11.8MRecs2.8MFans

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Chen Xi looked at the soldier who had thrown a boulder weighing several hundred pounds away, speechless as he gazed at the heavens. Was this really the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty? It seems illogical that Lü Bu single-handedly broke through an army of ten thousand. Zhao Zilong is truly possessed by the dragon spirit; he can cleave mountains with a single sword strike. Is this really a human? Dian Wei single-handedly protected Cao Cao as they fought their way out of the enemy camp, casually slaughtering thousands of enemy infantry and cavalry. His combat prowess was off the charts! Something's not right here, is it? Chen Xi casually picked up a goose feather fan and waved it, creating a strong wind. He sighed, "This is a myth, isn't it? Even I'm not normal." P. S.: Actually, this is a serious farming/development story... QQ Group: 476971307 (The old group is gone, this is the new one) Full subscription verification group: 949176942 Soy sauce group: 397441818 (almost full) Group 2: 418928396 (Almost full) Group 3: 188981452 (This one also crashed before, so we've replaced it with a new one). Group 5: 850567843 (The previous one was taken down, a new one has been created)

7 美 The Gourmet’s Supplier 美食供应商 The Cat Who Can Cook会做菜的猫Urban6.0M WordsCompleted “In the distant East, there is a strange little restaurant that has turned down Michelin three-star ratings several times. It’s expensive: a bowl of egg fried rice with soup costs RMB 288. Oh, I forgot, it also comes with a plate of pickles. Even so, plenty of people line up for a table. The restaurant doesn’t take reservations. You have to queue in person, and countless people fly in on private jets just to get in line. Of course, there’s no place to park your plane or your car. The service is 8Votes8.3MRecs3.3MFans

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"In the far East, there exists a strange little shop that has repeatedly refused Michelin three-star ratings. The prices are exorbitant; a bowl of fried rice with soup costs 288 RMB, oh, and it includes a side of kimchi, yet even so, long queues form. They don't accept reservations, only walk-ins, and countless people arrive by private jet specifically to queue, though of course, no parking or landing spots are provided. The service is appalling; customers are expected to serve themselves, clear their own dishes, and even wipe the tables! Good heavens, this owner must be insane." —Michelin Guide Foodie group, everyone is welcome to join and chat: 526149614 Dragon Tiger Fight Main Group: Subscribe to all accounts to join! 577415455 Cai Mao appears unpredictably~

8 魔EN The Magic Industrial Empire 魔法工业帝国 The Eight O'Clock Evening Slot晚间八点档Eastern Fantasy4.2M WordsCompleted Xu Yi is a highly respected senior mechanical engineer in his field, yet he transmigrates to a world where magic reigns supreme. In a world with almost no industrial foundation, how can Xu Yi realize his potential? The story begins when magic meets modern technology, and magical power merges with mechanical industry. 0Votes61.5kRecs150.1kFans

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Xu Yi, a highly respected senior mechanical engineer in the industry, transmigrates to a world dominated by magic. In a world with virtually no industrial base, how can Xu Yi realize his value? When magic collides with modern technology, and enchantment merges with mechanical industry, the story begins.

10 绝 Absolute Choice 绝对选项 Pear Blossoms Fall by the Autumn Creek梨落秋溪Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing When an Absolute Choice appears, time will remain frozen unless you make a choice. If you make a choice but fail to complete its task, time will rewind and Absolute Choice will start over. [Option One: Defeat the Demon Realm's Great Demon King single-handedly] [Option Two: Win the heart of a thousand-year-old virgin in three sentences] Shi Xiaobai chose Option One and was tortured to death in countless creative ways millions of times. He chose Option Two and was given the brush-off in countless 0Votes231.8kRecs191.2kFans

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When an absolute option appears, time will stand still if no choice is made. If you make a choice but are unable to complete the task, time will rewind, and the choice will be reset. Option 1: Single-handedly defeat the Demon King of the Demon Realm Option Two: Capture the heart of a thousand-year-old spinster with three sentences. If Shi Xiaobai chooses option one, he will be brutally killed a million times; if he chooses option two, he will be hit with hairpins a million times. Absolute Choice (selected 3210 times): "Choose, young man!" Shi Xiaobai: "I choose death!" Shi Xiaobai committed suicide in anger, thinking it would be a relief. Absolute Choice (selected 3211 times): "Choose, young man!" Shi Xiaobai: "..." (VIP full subscription group: 590323997 (Full subscription screenshot required to join the group). (Regular book club group: 420179413, welcome to join!)

11 重 Giant Lizard of the Deep Forest 重林巨蜥 People Shouldn't Toy with People人勿玩人Western Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted An adventure about a lizard growing into a mighty dragon, and a chronicle of war between fantasy and technological civilizations. Through the eyes of a dragon, let us experience the grandeur of warfare among the stars. 0Votes296.3kRecs160.2kFans

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This is an adventure story of a lizard growing into a dragon, and also a war history of fantasy and technological civilizations. Let us experience this magnificent war in the cosmos from the perspective of a dragon.

12 兽 The Beast’s Blood Boils 兽血沸腾 Jing Guan静官Eastern Fantasy4.6M WordsCompleted [A contracted work from Qidian's Fourth Editorial Group] [Qidian's first novel to make zero deaths among both the protagonist and his army its selling point!] A scout who fell on the Southern Frontier battlefield is mysteriously reborn in another world, where he unexpectedly becomes a shaman priest in an orc kingdom, and a once-in-a-millennium Dragon Priest at that! At the same time, he is cursed by the blood sacrifice of the most vicious demonic pet! What lies behind the curse? A beautiful fox- 0Votes6.3MRecs621.7kFans

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[A work signed by the fourth editorial team of Qidian.com] [The first novel on Qidian to feature zero deaths for the protagonist and his army!] A scout who sacrificed his life on the southern frontier battlefield is miraculously reborn in an alternate dimension and unexpectedly becomes a shaman priest in the orc kingdom, and a dragon priest, a rare occurrence in a thousand years! At the same time, he is cursed by the blood sacrifice of the most vicious magical pet! What lies behind the curse? A beautiful fox spirit, a mermaid princess from the abyss, a mysterious clam maiden from the East, and a swan warrior who resembles an angel—all came to his side... The mysterious Panda Warriors of the Eastern Panta tribe, the powerful Elephant Warriors of the Orlefen tribe... The invincible Whale Knights of the Banelu tribe in the sea, and the warriors of the War God Summer Palace will follow the protagonist on the magnificent stage of war, writing their own glorious chapter. Witness how Jing Guan, a rising star in the 2005 fiction genre, crafts a rich and fulfilling fantasy adventure. See how our protagonist confronts his new identity, using soaring orc war songs to challenge the powerful magic and invincible legions of humans, and as a dual-dragon priest, decisively defeats the dragon knights! Leading the Behemoth warriors, whose glory has gradually faded, how they write a legend of zero deaths in their battle against alien invaders! I use my keyboard to weave with everyone a timeless dream of iron-blooded warriors!

13 大 The Wisdom of the Great Song 大宋的智慧 Jie Yu 2孑与2Historical3.3M WordsCompleted Yun Zheng opened a door and could never turn back. That's how life is: once the bow is drawn, there's no taking back the arrow. By the time you want to turn around, a hundred years have passed. This is a novel about the way of being a teacher. It speaks of the wisdom needed to survive, the warmth of human kindness, and the bonds between brothers. It celebrates humility, gentleness, and goodness. Here you'll find the most beautiful love and the deepest brotherly bonds... Perhaps I simply want to 11Votes1.3MRecs860.6kFans

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Once Yunzheng opened a door, there was no turning back. That's life. Once the arrow is released, there's no going back. If you want to turn back, a hundred years have already passed. This is a novel about the way of being a teacher, about the wisdom of survival, about human warmth, about brotherhood, and about gentleness, humility, and kindness. It contains the most beautiful love and the deepest brotherhood... Perhaps, I really want to slowly unfold "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" to give you a different view of the Song Dynasty and a different perspective on human life...

15 魔 The Magic Professor 魔法教授 AFKWestern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Lots of stories are about becoming a student at a magic academy. What about becoming a teacher? This is the story of someone who transmigrates to another world and becomes a magic professor. 0Votes205.9kRecs59.7kFans

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There are many students at the magic academy, but what about the teachers? This tells the story of someone who travels to another world and becomes a magic professor.

16 我 My Girlfriend Is a Zombie 我的女友是丧尸 Dark Lychee黑暗荔枝Sci-Fi3.7M WordsCompleted When disaster really struck, Ling Mo realized that the zombies portrayed in apocalyptic movies were nothing like the real thing... The most important thing to do at the end of the world should have been to survive. But from the moment Ling Mo rescued his girlfriend from an abandoned bus, his life had already started racing completely out of control. The reason was simple: his girlfriend had mutated... Wait, Xia Na, that thing on your scythe looks a lot like me! Senior! Stop hitting me whenever I 0Votes384.9kRecs807.2kFans

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When the disaster actually struck, Ling Mo realized that the zombies depicted in apocalyptic movies were nothing like the real thing... In the post-apocalyptic world, the most important thing to do is to survive. But from the moment Ling Mo picked up his girlfriend from an abandoned bus, his life trajectory began to race wildly in a completely out-of-control direction. The reason for all this is simple: his girlfriend mutated... Wait, Shana, isn't that my scythe that's sticking up on your neck? Senior! Please don't hit me when I'm not looking! And girl, is it really okay for you to keep hiding on the sidelines and secretly laughing like this? Finally... Please stop trying to bite me!!!

18 召EN Long Live Summons! 召唤万岁 Rosy Cheeks霞飞双颊Eastern Fantasy5.3M WordsCompleted The Dragon Soaring Continent is a world devoted entirely to summoning, with no magic or battle aura. After transmigrating here, the otaku Yue Yang was astonished to discover that he had taken on a new identity: the Third Young Master of the Yue family, a drowned corpse who had thrown himself into a river after a beauty broke off their engagement. The original Third Young Master of the Yue family was a tragic good-for-nothing, widely recognized as the most useless person among the Four Great Fami 0Votes1.4MRecs494kFans

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Dragon Continent is a world of pure summoning, without magic or battle aura. When the reclusive Yue Yang arrived, he was astonished to find himself in a completely different identity: the third young master of the Yue family, a drowned ghost who committed suicide after being jilted by a beautiful woman. The original third young master of the Yue family was a tragic figure, widely considered the most useless good-for-nothing among the four great families, who spent fifteen years unable to contract a summoning manual. But the transmigrated Yue Yang was different; he only needed one day… While others struggle with contracted battle beasts, countless divine and sacred beasts fawn over otaku, acting all obedient like 'I'm a qualified henchman'. But this kid didn't appreciate it at all: "Get lost! So what if you're a divine beast? Get out of my way! I only like beautiful female summoned beasts!" Faced with the eager courtship of various countries, the shameless time-traveling man gave his answer: "Let's not talk about national affairs, let's only talk about romance!"