No Beginner Protagonists, No Harem-Seeking, No Idiots, No Saintly Heroines 不小白 不种马 不脑残 不圣母

3 我 I Really Didn’t Want to Be Famous 我真没想出名啊 Wu Ma Xing巫马行Urban3.6M WordsCompleted (New book: Why Can’t I Make Games? Out now!) That year, Lu Yuan was so broke he was desperate. With a script he’d written in five hours, he managed to talk a rich, beautiful woman into investing a million yuan... At first, he only planned to spend 800,000 yuan making a quick, half-hearted movie, then make off with the remaining 200,000 just before its release. He’d go back to his hometown, settle down, marry, and start a small business. He swore he’d never set foot in Hengdian again... But... Th 1Votes1.7MRecs1.2MFans

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(New book, Why Can't I Make Games, has been released!) That year, desperate for money, Lu Yuan used a script he had written in five hours to successfully swindle a million-dollar investment from a rich and beautiful woman... Initially, he only intended to spend 800,000 yuan to casually film a movie to get by, and then, before the movie's release, he would abscond with the remaining 200,000 yuan and return to his hometown, where he would honestly get married and start a small business, and he would never come to Hengdian again... But… The box office exploded... Official book club group: 980804755

4 无 The Invincible Young Imperial Uncle 无敌小皇叔 Cut Water II剪水IIEastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted The young imperial uncle flipped through a Buddhist scripture and suddenly felt his Ren and Du meridians had opened. There must be some extraordinary cultivation technique hidden in its pages. He thrust out his halberd, a strike that could destroy heaven and earth. But his Divine Concealment talent activated, making it look like a lazy, casual jab to everyone else. The halberd flashed, and mountains and rivers shattered. He went back to the field, picked a tomato, and took a few big bites. Sudde 0Votes165.7kRecs165.4kFans

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The young prince flipped through a Buddhist scripture and suddenly felt that his Ren and Du meridians had been opened, which must contain some mysterious cultivation techniques. He thrust out another halberd that could destroy heaven and earth, but his divine concealment talent was activated, so in the eyes of others it was just a light stab. The halberd was unleashed, and mountains and rivers shattered. He went back to the field, picked a tomato, and ate it in big bites. Suddenly, he gained a hundred years' worth of internal energy. A blurred past life, time frozen at midnight, internal strife within the White Lotus Sect, darkness beneath the lamp of Buddha and demon, New Year's Eve atop the Forbidden City, a bizarre cataclysmic event, an alternate world within the sea of consciousness, the meeting of original forms, and ten thousand iron cavalry trampling across the martial world... This is the story of an invincible young imperial uncle who travels from the world of martial arts to the world of fantasy, until he gains control over something beyond eternity. PS: Please support the official version by joining our group: 106347301 P. S.: Self-promotion of my new book: "Invincible Emperor"

5 油 The Greasy Middle-Aged Dragon Overlord 油腻中年龙霸天 Zhao Wangqiao赵望桥Urban268k WordsOngoing After resolving the apocalypse crisis and standing with his foot on the skull of the great villain, Old Zhao smoked and fell into deep thought. Recently, his family had become increasingly strange. His clumsy wife had opened a small restaurant and started livestreaming, while claiming every day that she was a gourmet food supplier. His sister-in-law wailed as she threw herself into his arms, saying that she had no regrets in this life. His son was mysteriously discussing something with a group o 0Votes40.9kRecs43.6kFans

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Having resolved the world-ending crisis, with the villain's head under his feet, Old Zhao smoked a cigarette and fell into deep thought. Lately, things at home have been getting weirder and weirder. My clumsy wife opened a small restaurant and does live streams, claiming to be a food supplier all day long; my sister-in-law cried and begged to be in my arms, saying she would have no regrets in this life; my son was mysteriously talking to a group of people about what bloodline to evolve in the God Space; my daughter awakened some kind of Empress inheritance and said that she doesn't need to explain her actions to others; even our own husky has started practicing Xingyi Quan with great seriousness. Thinking about the 12-year mortgage still to go, the nostalgic Alto that had been with me for 8 years, the gradually protruding beer belly and the slightly balding head, and the mediocre performance of the novels I wrote, a sense of melancholy for a greasy middle-aged man suddenly enveloped my heart.

8 给 Give Me a Bad Review 给我差评 Do Re Mi Fason多来米发叟Urban494k WordsCompleted The struggling shop owner Xiao Su’an gets a Negative Review System. From then on, his shop accepts only negative reviews, not neutral ones, and certainly not positive ones. Let’s say it three times for emphasis: This shop accepts only negative reviews. This shop accepts only negative reviews. This shop accepts only negative reviews! Anyone who enters the shop to make a purchase is deemed to have accepted this condition. If they break it, they’ll get a phone call for a minor offense, or be perman 0Votes7.8kRecs8.8kFans

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The miserable shop owner, Xiao Su'an, received a negative review system. From then on, his shop only accepted negative reviews, not neutral reviews, and certainly not positive reviews. This is important, so I'll say it three times: This shop only accepts negative reviews! This shop only accepts negative reviews! This shop only accepts negative reviews! By purchasing from this store, you agree to these terms. Any violation will result in us contacting you by phone or, in serious cases, being blacklisted and permanently banned from selling to you! What sparks will fly when a negative reviewer meets a negative review shop? When the lecturers at Wantang Academy tell their students that positive reviews are crucial, what will Xiao Su'an do? "Creating the first black crown store is my first small goal!" Xiao Su'an said in an interview. For shop owners who want to see positive reviews, check out the completed and highly-rated novel, "Online Goods Supplier" O(∩_∩)O Group number: 584593255

9 老 Old Soldiers Never Die 老兵不死 Yu Shi Ye玗石页Military871k WordsCompleted Wang Liang is back, and this time it’s 2017. Guest of honor on the major public-service missing-persons program "Find You", introducer No. 001 on "National Heroes", director of the military war film "War General", which grossed over ten billion at the box office... “I’m ninety-five this year. I fought in the War of Resistance Against Japan, the War of Liberation, the Korean War, and t 0Votes40.7kRecs43.8kFans

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My new book, "Starting as a Supporting Actor in Film and Television," has been released. Please support it! Wang Liang is back, this time in 2017. Special guest on the large-scale public welfare missing persons program "Find You", introducer No. 001 of "National Hero", director of the military war film "The Warrior" with a box office of billions... "I'm 95 years old this year. I participated in the War of Resistance Against Japan, the War of Liberation, the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, and the Sino-Vietnamese War. What kind of hero? I'm just a veteran!" "May the patriots who sacrificed their precious lives and made outstanding contributions in various wars against aggression to safeguard the integrity of the nation's territory, territorial waters, and airspace, ensure national security, protect the interests of the people, and uphold national dignity be remembered forever!" —Old soldiers never die; they only forge ahead. Book club: 515873806

11 导 The Director's a Bit of a Rascal 导演有点皮 Chen Jia Laobai陈家老白Urban641k WordsCompleted Xu Lang is reborn, only to discover that his predecessor was a complete loser. He was born into a wealthy family, yet he and his father, a rich and eligible bachelor, were like enemies, never speaking to each other again. His father even found himself a young stepmother for Xu Lang, who gave birth to a little brother to compete with him for the family fortune. Tell me, isn’t that infuriating? He was tall and handsome, yet an artsy type, a veteran single man and a longtime virgin. None of that wa 0Votes11.3kRecs6.1kFans

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Xu Lang was reborn, only to discover that his ex was a good-for-nothing. Despite being a rich second-generation heir, he and his wealthy, eligible bachelor father are like enemies, never speaking to each other again. His father even found him a young stepmother who gave birth to a younger brother who was fighting with him for the inheritance. Can you believe it? Despite being tall and handsome, he's an artsy young man, a seasoned single, and a long-time virgin. This is nothing. My ex started a film and television culture company, and its performance has been negative for years. His films were box office flops, earning him the nickname "box office nightmare." Xu Lang was left with a huge mess, and in order to survive in this world, the director Xu Lang had to be reckless. The right way is to be so wild that others have nowhere to go. My new book, "The Jade Emperor Asked Me to Find Fault," has been released. Please support it!

15 综 The Variety Show Legend 综艺之谐星传奇 Gold Seal金印Urban2.1M WordsCompleted My tears aren't tears, and my laughter isn't laughter... Funny stars... a peculiar breed in the entertainment industry. They make people laugh time and again, but once the laughter fades, all that's left is heartache. They're a group who make you feel nothing but pity. Playing the fool and making a spectacle of themselves are just ways to hide their pain and stubbornness... Why become a funny star? When asked this question, their answers were remarkably similar. "Just so I can stay popular for a 0Votes276.5kRecs141.8kFans

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My crying isn't crying, my laughter isn't laughter... Comedians... A unique product of the entertainment industry, they always bring laughter, but after the laughter, all that's left is heartache, making them a group of people who evoke deep sympathy. Feigning madness and making a fool of themselves are merely ways to mask their inner pain and stubbornness... Why become a comedian? When asked this question, their answers were remarkably consistent. "Just so I can be famous for a few more years..." Puqun: 572761030

17 全 The Mastermind Behind the People’s Schemes 全民策划之幕后黑手 Wheel of the Evolving Heavens衍天轮Gaming888k WordsOngoing When the people of the Water-Blue World first failed at a virtual version of Contra with three lives and a difficulty multiplier of several times over, the victory-screen CG made everyone aware of the “mastermind” behind the game. When everyone fell into the huge pit of a virtual, homegrown browser game, the “mastermind” smiled smugly. And when the pit grew so deep that no one could climb back out, another infuriating game appeared. As everyone gritted their teeth in frustration, the “mastermind 0Votes31.9kRecs36.4kFans

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When the people of the Blue World failed in their first virtual version of the Contra game, which was many times more insane than normal, the CG of "Conquer" revealed the 'mastermind' behind the game to everyone. When everyone fell into the huge pit of the virtual domestic web game, the 'mastermind' smiled triumphantly. When the pit became so deep that no one could climb out, a new, ridiculous game appeared. While everyone was gritting their teeth, the 'mastermind' smiled again. In an interview, he said in a pretentious manner: "I have put my heart into planning the game. Please play it boldly and never doubt that I have good plans."

19 混 Making It as a Writer in Another World 混在异界当作家 Might as Well Dance Awkwardly不如尬舞Light Novel270k WordsOngoing He transmigrated, and somehow even brought the Writer’s Assistant app with him. Feeling completely ripped off, Du Chen can only return to his old profession and become a writer in another world. But even in his wildest dreams, he never imagined his work would become a sensation across the entire otherworld. A group of Daoist priests revere the Dao De Jing as a sacred classic, crying and begging Du Chen to expound on the Great Dao and honor him as their Dao Ancestor. A group of monks treat the He 0Votes185.2kRecs110.7kFans

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Having transmigrated, Du Chen was surprised to find that he had brought his writer's assistant with him. Feeling cheated, Du Chen had no choice but to return to his old profession and become a writer in this other world. However, Du Chen never expected that his works would become a hit throughout the entire other world. A group of Taoist priests revered the Tao Te Ching as a classic text, crying out to Du Chen to discuss the Great Tao, and worshipping Du Chen as the ancestor of Taoism. A group of monks regarded the Heart Sutra as a Buddhist scripture to be passed down through generations. They would recite the sutra three times every day before going to sleep and eating, dreaming of attaining the true Buddhahood. A group of renowned scholars in the imperial court recognized the Book of Changes as the pinnacle of contemporary literature, and the saying "everyone can become a dragon" boosted the talent of the world. The gods and Buddhas all regard "The Primordial Era" as an ancient, fragmented civilization, and they are completely engrossed in reading it. However, they are of poor character and send razor blades to urge the author to update the story. Fortunately, this world is amazing. Once a written work is recognized, the characters and so on in the book will become real. So Du Chen was torn between writing "Covering the Sky and Covering the Sun" or "Battle Qi World" for his next book.