The Salted-Fish Reading List 咸鱼书单

2 牛 Bullsh*t 牛笔 The Sword Comes from the West剑西来Urban623k WordsCompleted The Jade Rabbit has been banished to the mortal realm as punishment, Lord Laozi is undergoing trials in the human world, Su Daji has actually been by his side all along, and Bai Suzhen escaped Leifeng Pagoda long ago… In Liu Ming's writing, there are no more secrets within the Three Realms. Later, he discovered that this brush could even imprison people within a drawn boundary, defy heaven and alter fate, issue 0Votes119.7kRecs86.4kFans

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The new book, "The Great Sage's Livestream," has been released. Please stay tuned! The Jade Rabbit is banished to the mortal realm as punishment, Laozi undergoes trials in the mortal world, Su Daji is always by his side, and Bai Suzhen has actually already escaped from Leifeng Pagoda... In Liu Ming's writing, there are no more secrets within the Three Realms. Later he discovered that this pen could even draw a circle on the ground, defy fate, issue decrees on behalf of the Jade Emperor, and collect souls on behalf of Yama! So here's the question: what kind of pen is this...? Yes, that's awesome. .

4 算EN Fortune-Telling? I Rely on WeChat! 算卦我靠玩微信 Lazy Cat Sticking Out Its Tongue吐舌头的懒猫Urban903k WordsCompleted “Master, nothing’s been going right for me lately. Could you give me some guidance?” A famous actor from China arrived at Shen Qiong’s shop late at night, hoping to have his fortune told. Shen Qiong glanced at the actor’s profile on WeChat (Acting: 75, Dancing: 86), smiled, and said four words: “You’d be better off dancing.” After a thunderstorm, Shen Qiong discovered that WeChat on his phone had updated. The new version’s “People Nearby” feature could show other people’s health, abilities, fort 0Votes215.6kRecs278.2kFans

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"Master, I've been having a lot of bad luck lately. Could you please give me some guidance?" A well-known actor from China rushed to Shen Qiong's shop late at night just to ask for a divination. Shen Qiong glanced at the other person's profile on WeChat (Acting: 75, Dancing: 86), smiled slightly, and uttered four words: "How about dancing?" After a thunderstorm, Shen Qiong discovered that his WeChat had been updated. The new version of "People Nearby" could now see other people's health, ability, luck, and so on... From then on, he used his phone to tell fortunes and embarked on the path to the pinnacle of life! Group 1: 129737778 (General Group) Group 2: 131972571 (Full Subscription Group)

5 超 The Superpowered Convenience Store 超神便利店 Leisurely Madman悠闲疯Urban506k WordsCompleted Lu Li is a twenty-year-old owner of a small convenience store. This is only his second day in business, but that night, the lights in the store suddenly begin flickering. Then, a special customer walks in, completely changing the course of his life. There’s something strange about my convenience store... All kinds of unusual nonhumans keep showing up, which is incredibly awkward. Convenience Store Portal: 471201826 (group). What can I get for you, sir? We have everything in stock: handsome gu 0Votes18kRecs18.9kFans

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Lu Li is a small convenience store owner, twenty years old this year. This is his second day in business, but that night the store lights suddenly flickered. Then, a special customer walked in, and his life was completely changed. My family's convenience store is a bit strange... It always seems to have some unusual non-human beings appearing, which is quite embarrassing. Convenience store link: 471201826 (group). Sir/Madam, what would you like to order? We have everything in our shop, both men and women... We post photos from time to time, and there are plenty of perks.

6 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 114Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Ugh, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632