The Homebody's Book Tales 宅书物语

2 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 114Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Aaaaaah, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632

4 我 My God and the Church 我的神明与教廷 Yaomeng Shiyu妖梦使十御Gaming1.0M WordsCompleted SongForTheLord (Praise my Lord) IwillputdedicatedtomyLord (I will devote myself completely to my Lord) IamthePope! (I am the Pope!) IwillletmyLordIgloryshineallovertheworld. (I will make my Lord's glory shine across the whole world!) A pope starts from nothing, wages a bloody campaign in another world, and builds the ultimate divine church! Million Arthur, China server. Here's my invite code: 66228 (sigh, I’ve completely lost my dignity) 0Votes21.2kRecs47.5kFans

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SongForTheLord (Praise my Lord) I will put dedicated to TomyLord (I will dedicate my whole heart to my Lord) I am the Pope! (I am the Pope!) IwillletmyLordIgloryshineallovertheworld. (I will surely let the glory of my Lord shine throughout the whole world!) A pope starts from scratch, conquers another world with an iron fist, and builds a supreme divine religion! —— Book group number one: My God and the Papacy: 322519218 For the Chinese version of Million Arthur, my invitation code is 66228 (lol, my integrity is completely gone).

5 异EN The Record of Unusual Creatures 异常生物见闻录 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi5.2M WordsCompleted Hao Ren is a good man, just as his name suggests. His ideal life is to get by in peace, renting out a modest home and making enough to live on without ever getting rich. At least, that was the plan before a bunch of lunatic creatures moved into his house. A remote, dilapidated mansion, a bunch of abnormal nonhuman creatures, and an employment contract from “the gods.” Put those three things together, and Hao Ren becomes the busiest landlord and most capable babysitter in the world. And so begins 101Votes6.1MRecs2.6MFans

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Hao Ren, true to his name, is a good person whose ideal is to live a peaceful life as a landlord who is neither poor nor rich—at least that's how it was before a bunch of crazy creatures moved into his house. A secluded, dilapidated house, a bunch of somewhat abnormal non-human creatures, and a labor contract from a "god"—these three elements combined make Hao Ren the busiest landlord and most capable nanny in the world. Thus begins the most chaotic, strangest, and most abnormal landlord-tenant story. "From the day I put my fingerprint on the employment contract, I knew I was on a sinking ship..."

6 我 My Main God Is the Regiment Commander 我的主神是团长 Life Over Rice生活盖浇Infinite Myriad Worlds1.0M WordsCompleted “Would you like to become a Reincarnator? Do you want to transmigrate across countless worlds, gain even greater power, treasures, or even worlds themselves? If you’re willing, I can give you everything!” Faced with such a tempting offer, a transmigrator who had unexpectedly arrived in another world thought it over, then smiled faintly. “Being a Reincarnator does sound pretty interesting... But I’m more interested in how to travel between worlds! If I can travel between worlds freely, couldn’t I 0Votes75.4kRecs50.4kFans

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"Do you want to become a reincarnator? Do you want to travel through countless worlds? Do you want to obtain even greater power? Treasures? Even worlds? If you're willing, I can give you everything!" Faced with such an enticing offer, a transmigrator who had unexpectedly arrived in another world thought for a moment, then smiled slightly: "Reincarnators, that seems quite interesting... However, I'm more interested in the methods of traversing worlds! If I could freely travel between worlds, could I also recruit reincarnators?" Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly... Live? Yes/No "In spring, this is a job advertisement I wrote." Haruhi was very dissatisfied: "Why is there a 'no'?" So the job advertisement became: Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly... Live? Yes/yes

8 召 Summoning a Thousand Armies 召唤千军 Gao Sen高森Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted While everyone else is congratulating themselves on summoning a second contracted creature, Wang Wei is busy crafting suitable equipment for his ten-thousandth one. 0Votes1.1MRecs577.8kFans

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While others were gloating over summoning their second contracted creature, Wang Wei was crafting suitable equipment for his ten-thousandth contracted creature.

9 我 My Girlfriend Is a Zombie 我的女友是丧尸 Dark Lychee黑暗荔枝Sci-Fi3.7M WordsCompleted When disaster really struck, Ling Mo realized that the zombies portrayed in apocalyptic movies were nothing like the real thing... The most important thing to do at the end of the world should have been to survive. But from the moment Ling Mo rescued his girlfriend from an abandoned bus, his life had already started racing completely out of control. The reason was simple: his girlfriend had mutated... Wait, Xia Na, that thing on your scythe looks a lot like me! Senior! Stop hitting me whenever I 0Votes384.9kRecs807.2kFans

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When the disaster actually struck, Ling Mo realized that the zombies depicted in apocalyptic movies were nothing like the real thing... In the post-apocalyptic world, the most important thing to do is to survive. But from the moment Ling Mo picked up his girlfriend from an abandoned bus, his life trajectory began to race wildly in a completely out-of-control direction. The reason for all this is simple: his girlfriend mutated... Wait, Shana, isn't that my scythe that's sticking up on your neck? Senior! Please don't hit me when I'm not looking! And girl, is it really okay for you to keep hiding on the sidelines and secretly laughing like this? Finally... Please stop trying to bite me!!!

10 游 A Journey Through Games 游戏旅途 Passing Transmigrator路过的穿越者Gaming3.4M WordsCompleted To players, this game world is indistinguishable from reality. Its NPCs are every bit as clever as real people, if not more so. Aside from the extra menus and the ability to level up, is this really a game world? An outsider who shut his eyes, opened them, and suddenly found himself on a new map wants to escape the game. The road ahead is long and arduous. In this familiar world where the elements intertwine... ...Excuse me, how do I get out of here? Should the blurb be a little more serious? I 0Votes200.8kRecs91.7kFans

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In the eyes of players, the game world is indistinguishable from real people, or even more intelligent than NPCs. Apart from having multiple panels that can be upgraded incidentally, is this really a game world? The map suddenly changed when the player closed their eyes and opened them again, as an outsider trying to escape the game. The road ahead is long and arduous, in this world where familiar elements intertwine. Excuse me, how do I get out of here? Should the introduction be a bit more serious? Actually, I was planning to call it "The Journey of a Time Traveler"... A casual chat group: 257333096

11 萌 The Adorable Continent 萌系大陆 Sorrowful Abalone哀伤的鲍鱼Gaming3.2M WordsOngoing This is an uplifting story about an upright, loving, and harmonious high-class paladin, who raises the banner of the Holy Light in the world of Azeroth and drives out evil! Humility, honesty, compassion, valor, justice, sacrifice, honor, and spirit! May the spirit of the paladin shine forever! 0Votes188.9kRecs51.7kFans

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This is a story of a noble and righteous paladin who raises the banner of holy light to drive away evil in the world of Azeroth! Humility, honesty, compassion, courage, justice, sacrifice, honor, and spirit! May the spirit of paladins shine forever!

12 穿EN The Transmigrator's Agency 穿越者事务所 Passing Transmigrator路过的穿越者Infinite Myriad Worlds2.8M WordsCompleted Unfulfilled wishes? Long-held yearnings that never came true? Looking for rare treasures? Extraordinary powers? As long as both parties agree to a “fair” deal, a transaction can be made. What do you want? No matter who you are or what world you come from, stepping in here may change your fate. What can you offer? Outsiders, if you’re lucky enough to find this place... Still traveling through time and space, but this time with a little more... positive energy? 0Votes100.3kRecs105.7kFans

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Unfulfilled wishes? Unfulfilled desires? Cravings for rare treasures? Extraordinary abilities? As long as it's a 'fair' deal between both parties, the transaction can proceed. What do you want? No matter who you are or what world you come from, stepping into this place may change your destiny. What can you give up? Visitors from afar, if you're lucky enough to find this place... Still time travel, but this time with more... Positive energy?

13 希EN The Empire of Shilin 希灵帝国 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi8.1M WordsCompleted This isn't about imperial conquest, adventures in another world, or leveling up and cultivating. In fact, this is a very serious, proper, and earnest hard science-fiction story about saving the world. Just take it seriously. All right, actually, it's just the hilarious, shameless daily life of a bunch of screwball leaders and a deadbeat head of state saving the world. A slacker shut-in suddenly becomes the head of an empire, while a middle-aged man with a super-dad aura adopts countless little g 40Votes1.1MRecs988.7kFans

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It's not about imperial conquest, otherworldly conflicts, or leveling up and cultivating skills. In fact, this is a very serious and earnest hard science fiction novel about saving the world—just take it as a serious read. Okay, actually, this is just a group of unreliable leaders and a terrible head of state having a hilarious and unrestrained daily life of saving the world. A lazy, good-for-nothing otaku suddenly becomes the head of an empire, and a middle-aged man with a "dad" aura adopts countless little girls. This is the hilarious story of what happens to a certain otaku after he gains a free-meal army that falls from the sky. A serious reminder: this is a very serious and earnest science fiction book…

16 站 The Man at the Top of the Food Chain 站在食物链顶端的男人 Big Fool Dan大笨淡Infinite Myriad Worlds2.2M WordsOngoing I love acting cute, showing off, and pretending to be crazy and stupid even more. Intelligence: 999. Strength: 999999. Believe it or not, I’m definitely not a nine. I love black-haired, straight-haired queens most of all. I have no idea how to pick up girls or flirt. Dating and romance are such a hassle. Other than that, there’s nothing I can’t do. I’m the baddest guy in the whole world. I’m crazy, I’m an idiot, I’m a fool, I’m a clown. I’ll own it if you dare say it. Got a problem? Come bite me 0Votes166.7kRecs134.6kFans

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She loves to act cute, loves to show off, and loves to act crazy and silly. Intelligence 999, strength 999999. Believe it or not, I'm not a 9. My favorite is the queen with long, straight black hair. I have absolutely no idea how to pick up girls, and dating is such a hassle. I can do everything except this; I'm the coolest person in the whole world. I'm crazy, I'm an idiot, I'm a moron, I'm a fool, and I'm willing to admit it. You disagree? Come and bite me then! I'm different from you guys. I am the man at the top of the food chain. P. S.: This isn't a normal person's story; it's a silly story. Don't take it seriously.