Invisible Man

****************** I have a master who is very busy. His greatest pleasure recently is to use magic to prove the absurdity and narrowness of science. I have a junior sister who is very idle and is studying how to withdraw money from bank ATMs using inferior magic powers. My bicycle became a master nine years ago, and the year before last it was officially transformed from a tractor into a Rolls-Royce. The gate in the yard was called Nantianmen before the master stole it back. Last year it learned to speak and frightened the neighbor's dog to death on the spot. That phone in the house became autonomous three months ago. What? You ask me why there are so many monsters in my house? This... I almost forgot to tell you that I live at No. 13, Qingchen Street. Come often when you have time! ######################## Beifei's "The Romance" and "Legend of Drunken Sky" are continuously updated! ########################