Handsome Parrot

Yingjun: “I’m a human wearing a parrot’s skin. I’m smart enough among humans, but among birds and beasts, I’m royalty: the White Phoenix Emperor! Anyway, I think I’m the emperor! “I can shamelessly do things I wouldn’t dare to do as a human, like flying around and ‘dropping bombs’ wherever I please, or groping the queen’s... Anyway, I don’t need to have any self-respect! I’m a parrot, after all.” “I’m sick. I’ve got parrot fever!” There’s no cure, and I can’t be bothered to seek one! The only problem is, I can’t let this illness take hold just yet. My mistress needs saving too, or I might get thrown out! After all, I’m weak as a kitten, can’t carry a thing, have a picky appetite, and don’t know how to find food. “It’s all for the sake of staying alive!” Yingjun shouted at the sky!