A Lazy Person's Way of Striving

"Guodong, Guodong! Where the hell did she go? Hurry up and find her, the monsters are attacking the city!" Amid the chaos of war, Guodong was still leisurely lying in bed, munching on an apple. "Guodong, Guodong! Where the fuck did you die off to!!!! The city gates are about to be breached!!!!" Amid the bloody mayhem, she lay dazed on her bed and rolled over. "Damn it! Where the fuck did Guodong go? This boss is way too damn powerful, we need reinforcements!!!" Guodong slowly sat up and stretched, indicating that being able to enjoy a lovely afternoon nap was truly the greatest happiness in life.