The Clumsy Immortal

With a stone-like meridian, she’s a cultivation good-for-nothing;

She meets a powerful expert and makes a dazzling transformation;

She attracts admirers, with immortals flocking around her;

The great expert gets jealous, and who can escape?

“Immortal pills, spirit herbs, cute pets, magical treasures: they’re all yours. You’re mine!” This great expert is overbearing in a class of his own.

The immortals protest: “We got here first! Why are you throwing your weight around?”

The great expert snaps, “Believe me or not, I’ll wipe you all out with one slap!”

Tang Xiaowu sighs, pressing a hand to her forehead: This isn’t cultivating immortality, it’s cultivating a whole garden of romance...