My Son Is the King of Lesions

Heiyuan: Son, what disease did you get this time? Black Pottery: Rheumatoid Arthritis Hei Yuan: ... Son, have you considered that you are only two years old? Heitao: Age is not an issue. The point is I need the focus of this disease. Hei Yuan: Son, can we not torment your body? As the old saying goes, the body's hair and skin are shaped by its parents. Heitao: Dad, do you know what it means for me to catch the lesion? Hei Yuan: What? Heitao: Just like Ultraman fighting monsters, it is a lifelong career. Why do I feel the urge to burst into tears when I look at such an inspiring son? Hei Yuan was very heartbroken after giving birth to a son who was sick and addicted. He just wanted to be a quiet super dad, but he never expected that he would become his son's "special agent" from then on, specializing in helping his son collect all kinds of difficult and complicated diseases. Facts have proved that it doesn't matter if you are a loser, you can still reach the peak of your life by giving birth to a son who uses cheats. (PS: The style of this book is very strange. When you think it is funny, it is dark. When you are in darkness, the painting style suddenly becomes bright and sunny. In short, the author suffers from intermittent schizophrenia. If you are serious, you will lose.)