Meeting You Feels Like Falling in Love

She stood elegantly before him, blocking his view. “Hey, handsome, are you free tonight?”

He glanced at her and said coldly, “Get lost!”

Five years later, he blocked her way home. “Woman, are you free tonight?”

A cute little darling bounced out from behind her and shook his head. “We’re busy, mister! We’re busy!”

The man flipped the table in fury. “Now that we’ve got the evidence and everything, you’re free, right?”