Report, Your Highness: The Princess Consort Has Been Snatched Away Again!

Murong Changhuan is a greedy, lecherous, scheming master thief. Her greatest virtue is that she’d rather settle things with her fists than her words!

After she transmigrates, she finds herself the powerless, easy-to-bully illegitimate daughter of a marquis’s household.

Her stepmother tries to hurt her with a hidden weapon? She’ll send over a beehive and make her scream with delight!

Her elder sister steals her husband and wants her dowry too? She’ll send over 108 boxes of explosives and blow the whole street sky-high!

Her younger half-sister pretends to be frail and falls over? Shut the door and let the dogs out! Let’s see you run now!

What? A catfight isn’t enough? Those scumbag men and shameless brothers dare to sneak around seducing women too? Knock them out with a club and sell them to a male brothel. No negotiations!

Just as she’s having the time of her life, an imperial edict arranges her marriage to the Ghost King. At the dead of night, she promptly bundles up her things and climbs over the wall to escape. Who knew there’d be an ambush waiting in the corner?

“It’s so late. Where are you going, my beloved consort?” “Yikes! Stay back! Your Highness, you’re so ugly you’re scaring me!”