Report, Your Highness: The Princess Consort Has Been Snatched Again!

Murong Changhuan is a sly, greedy, lecherous master thief. Her greatest virtue is that she’d rather use her fists than her words! After transmigrating, she finds herself the despised illegitimate daughter of a marquis’s household. Her stepmother attacks her from the shadows? Drop a hornet’s nest on her and make her scream with delight! Her legitimate sister steals her husband and still wants her dowry? Send her 108 crates of explosives and blow her all over the street! Her younger half-sister pretends to be weak and falls down? Open the gates and let the dogs out! Let’s see you run! What? Causing trouble between women isn’t enough? A scumbag and his bitch of a brother dare to steal a kiss too? Knock them out with a stick and sell them to a male brothel. No negotiation! Just as she’s having the time of her life, an imperial decree marries her off to the Ghost King. In the dead of night, she promptly packs her bags and climbs the wall to escape, only to find an ambush waiting at the corner! “It’s so late. Where are you going, my beloved consort?” “Ah! Stay back! My lord, you’re so ugly you’re scaring me!”