Hilarious and Shameless: The Goofy, Adorable Princess Wants a Divorce

They say the Prime Minister’s eldest daughter is lecherous, taking any handsome man she can get, and that countless fine young men have fallen victim to her. Especially after she laid hands on the esteemed Third Prince three days ago, people across the land wailed, “She’s trampled every last good cabbage! Every last one!!”

All Yan Sisi could do was scratch the wall in indignation. “A pig did trample the cabbage, sure, but damn it! I’m the cabbage here, okay?!”