Hilarious and Shameless: The Goofy, Adorable Princess Wants a Divorce

Everyone said the eldest daughter of the Chancellor’s household was a lustful woman who never let a handsome man slip through her fingers. Who knew how many fine men in the land she’d ruined? Especially after she’d gotten her hands on the current Third Prince just three days ago. The whole world cried, “All the best cabbages have been trampled by pigs! Every last one of them!”

At that, Yan Sisi could only scratch the wall in grief. “It’s true a pig trampled the cabbage, but damn it! I’m the cabbage here!”