This Taoist Is Evil

During these years, Emperor Zhou always wanted people in the world to study hard, and Taoists all over the mountain were always talking about how to get everyone in the world to practice Taoism. Just like him, he firstly doesn't want to study, and secondly he doesn't want to practice Taoism. But things went against his wishes, just like the one he picked up. He always wanted to take away the flying swords in the world, but he was always chased by unskilled sword cultivators. Or maybe it's just like that pretty little lady who comes down from the sky and always likes to step on people's faces with her big feet, and then wants him to wipe her butt afterwards. So, life is unfortunate. Therefore, he became a Taoist, a Taoist who only practices but does not practice Taoism. And when his master rang the ancient death knell in the mountain, he knew that in his life, he was embarking on a pirate ship with no way back...