Furnace Mage

Love is like a leaf, it turns green in people's neglect, and reveals its buds in patience.

A fact is a truth without gender.

Friendship is a tree that provides shade.

There are many hardships in life, so we should not be too sensitive to every slight injury. In the face of life's hardships, mental strength and indifference are our best weapons against evil and life's accidents.

Life does not pass through each stage of life like a train passing through each station. Life always moves forward, never leaving anything behind.

Science is at home everywhere, but wherever it does not sow, there will never be a good harvest.

Love will flourish only when it is free and unrestrained. The idea that love is some kind of obligation can only kill love. Just one sentence: You should love someone is enough to make you hate that person to the core.

I am two to three hundred degrees short-sighted and have always refused to wear glasses. It's not that I love beauty, nor that I'm pretentious. I think it's just my eyesight that allows me to see people, and it has the functions of dermabrasion, whitening, and freckle removal. Naturally beautiful pictures show off. I am short-sighted and proud. I look at handsome men and pretty women.

Me: My child, how will you honor me when I grow old? Eldest Son: Don't worry, when you get older, I will repay you twice as much for your kindness to me. Me: That's okay. Younger son: Brother, did you forget that daddy spanked us? Eldest son: I can't forget it, so the younger brothers were beaten by me again.

LZ was sitting on a bench in the pavilion in the park looking at her mobile phone. A young woman carrying a baby came over and sat next to me. She lifted up her top and started breastfeeding the baby! The dazzling white breasts made me dizzy and made me feel so embarrassed that I just wanted to stand up and walk away! At this time, the young woman spoke: After watching for so long, you want to leave? Sit down and keep an eye on me. If anyone is watching, just help me get rid of them!

We went on a blind date in the evening, and we both chatted and it felt good. Later I asked her: What are your specialties? She said: I am very good at ventriloquism. At that time, my blood boiled with excitement. Can I still do this? I smiled and asked her what ventriloquist she was doing. "I can eat five bowls of rice!"...

Xing, the boss at work, got a new smartphone, and his daughter-in-law sent him a lot of photos of his grandson. He showed off to his colleagues, and every time he flipped through a few photos, he would get saliva on them...

The only reliable standard of truth is eternal self-consistency.

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