Pearls and Precious Gems

1. Starving, if done well, is called losing weight; pinching, if done well, is called massage; being in a daze, if done well, is called deepness; being lazy, if done well, is called enjoyment; being shameless, if done well, is called persistence. 2. The teacher was giving a lecture and saw two students sleeping with their books on their pillows. One of them was a student with excellent grades and the other was a poor student. The teacher pulled the poor student up and scolded him: "You don't want to make progress, you fall asleep as soon as you read. You see, people are reading even when they are sleeping." 3. One of my classmates is a Christian, and he feels a little obsessed. The school had to do morning exercises in the morning, and he felt that teachers had to get up early to do exercises, otherwise it would be unfair. So I went directly to the principal to negotiate. The principal was stunned for a moment and said, "Where are you from?" My classmate said lovingly: "I am sent by God to save you." Principal: ×※% ()￥×※% Are you happy? If you are happy, please read my novel "The Northern Song Dynasty Sun". If you like it, remember to collect it and vote for recommendation. "The Northern Song Dynasty Sun" This is a story that travels back eight years to Jiayou in the Northern Song Dynasty. In that year, Renzong was about to die, Ouyang Xiu was old, Su Dongpo was heroic, Wang Anshi was still in a corner, and Shen Kuo was unknown... Let's watch the protagonist save the Song Dynasty, fulfill his dream of a prosperous and powerful China, and end the possibility of the Manchus conquering the mountains and rivers! Highly recommended by a ten-year-old bookworm, it is neither white nor stud, and has delicate feelings. New work by new people. After reading it in one go, it is rare to have an online IQ!