Welcome to the Mental Hospital

My surname is Fan and my name is Jian. I am the only male nurse in Wulongyuan Mental Hospital and a top-notch stage manager in the entertainment industry. The day I met the old magician Huang Shiren, I was struck by lightning. He, who claimed to be the number one god in heaven, told me that the great mission of saving the Three Realms was entirely entrusted to me. Under his care, a group of mentally disturbed historical figures invaded my diaosi life one after another. These include: fans of Korean dramas, patients with mid-to-late stage depression, sissy Guan Yunchang, patients with severe stinginess and Hongwu Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang who is the best chicken thief in the world, patients with mania and time paranoia, Li Zicheng, the bandit leader who attempted rebellion, Yong Zheng, the fourth elder brother who is a nymphomaniac in the late stage and a masochist, Pan Jinlian, a patient with conditioned exhibitionism and bar owner, and so on... My mission is to whip them, ravage them, make them cry out, make them howl, and by the way, lead these idiots onto the glittering, sensual Avenue of Stars in the entertainment industry. (After "Long Live the Director", Xiao Zhang's painstaking new work combines film entertainment, promiscuity, and vulgarity. Please support it!)