Forbidden Zone of the Strong

The most dangerous criminal has escaped from the most secure prison in the universe.

My new book, The Three Realms’ Rogue Postman, is out! Book ID: 3074080. Please check it out.

Don’t compare your wealth to mine. The treasures of Empress Dowager Cixi’s clan are all mine!

Don’t compare your intelligence to mine. All of Einstein’s inventions are mine!

Don’t compare your women to mine. Diao Chan, Xi Shi, and Yang Yuhuan are all my…

Damn it, Lu Bu, why are you chasing me again? I said I’d make sure you were home next time I delivered a letter to Diao Chan… Damn, you can’t just throw your Sky-Piercing Halberd around!

All in all, this is an uplifting story, brimming with positive energy!

I travel between yin and yang, and through the Three Realms. I’m a postman, a postman with impeccable morals.