I’m Not Number Two

I think changing the title of the book to (I Don't Have a Dick) would be more attractive →_→

I just said check it out for free. It's time to finish reading the public chapter. It's really quite palatable. . . . . You can only subscribe. Ha ha.

The old book is so good, don't be a eunuch

The funniest book I've read recently! ! Highly recommended!

My 4-year-old cousin came to visit and I helped him take a bath. This was a call from my girlfriend. She turned on the speakerphone because her hands were inconvenient. He asked me what I was doing. I said I was helping my brother take a bath. Then she suddenly changed her tone and said with a wicked smile, "Wash it clean. I will eat it when I come back in the evening." Then my cousin was so frightened that he cried and didn't dare to sleep all night. . . .

I quite like this book. After two years of waiting, the author got pregnant once and never saw her again. It has been on the bookshelf for so long that I don't want to put it down. Maybe we will meet again if we are destined, but I am really disappointed. I cannot represent the public, I can only represent myself. I want to say to the author: You have lost me. . .

In the nearly two months since Lao Zuo was away, I had a complicated mood, and I would pay attention to whether the book had been updated from time to time. From both inside and outside the book, Lao Zuo has expressed his responsibility for this book. It is conceivable that Lao Zuo, who did not give us any notice, must have been forced to stop updating due to force majeure. Now I can only express my concern for him here, and pray for his safety! Lao Zuo, come back!

The author will tell everyone what happened to him in a few days. He has made so many excuses. Next time, it may be the excuse to kill a family member! !

I really liked this book at the time and was reluctant to read it. Then, I couldn't read it anymore.

① Being caught as a thief ② Mostly pretending to be caught, just give him a good beating.