Three Kingdoms: Liu Qi, the Eldest Son

I've wanted to write a Three Kingdoms novel for a long time. The sons of the Three Kingdoms: Sun Ce: No lion could rival him! Sun Quan: If only I could have a son like Sun Zhongmou! Cao Pi was treacherous! Cao Zhi was extraordinarily gifted! The Yuan boys: every second-generation official got a province! Liu Shan: great wisdom disguised as foolishness! But Liu Biao's son was a swine and a dog! Cao Cao's assessment: "Liu Jingsheng's sons are nothing but pigs and dogs!" Living a second life, I, Liu Qi, son of Liu Biao, will show how someone dismissed as a pig or dog can conquer the world by drawing on history and relying on the strength of just one province. I, Liu Qi, admit I'm no genius, but I have Kuai Yue, Jia Xu, Xu Shu, Zhuge Liang, and Pang Tong. I, Liu Qi, admit my martial arts are lacking, but I have Huang Zhong, Wen Pin, Wei Yan, Li Yan, Zhang Xiu, and Gan Ning. Who dares to invade my lands!!! I'll thrash every last one of them!! The rebellion led by Zhang Xian? Easy, one battle and he's captured! Cao Cao invades? I'll make him send his daughter to sue for peace! Little Conqueror Sun Ce? I'll beat him until he flees like a stray dog! Liu Zhang of Yizhou? Wow, what a huge prize! Yuan Shao? I won't even have to lift a finger before he's wiped out! A little wishful thinking is fun!!!!!!!! Too much wishful thinking is bad for you!!!!!!!!