My Sister Isn't This Gentle

My older sister, Hu Yifei, is what people call a woman with a doctorate. As her family, I may not be objective, but she really is stunningly beautiful. Yet because she excels in both brains and looks, my big sister never gives me, her little brother, the time of day. I’m just an average high school student in both grades and appearance, and I don’t like her attitude either, so we haven’t had a proper conversation in years. My classmates and friends are often envious, but I really want to shout, “Even if your sister is as beautiful as a celestial maiden, nothing good comes of it!” Then one day, after I accidentally ate a box of animal-shaped chocolates, something incredible happened! I gained the abilities of the animals on the chocolates I ate: a chameleon’s ability to blend into its surroundings, an ant’s immense strength, and a cat’s nine lives... Just as my life was taking a drastic turn, my beautiful sister came looking for me again, this time asking me for “life advice”!