The Snake Emerges

During summer vacation, Tian Mengmeng signs up for the custom experience “My Ideal Journey: The Transmigration of My Dreams.” “I want a Qing dynasty world where I transmigrate into a stunning beauty of noble birth, with brainless love rivals, devoted handsome men, and a harem where I’m the only favorite.” After a series of appalling mishaps, unscrupulous staff send her into a chaotic, survival-themed alternate world. Brave warriors, knights, mages… There are plenty of handsome men around, but what’s with those looks of utter devotion? Princesses, elves, goddesses… Why are you batting your eyelashes at me? You want protection and comfort? Are you sure you’ve got the right person? Demonic beasts, demons, monsters… If you’re throwing a tantrum, go die; if you’re in heat, get lost; and if you’re lovestruck, get on your knees over there! I have peerless “beauty,” but “people” don’t appreciate it. I proudly hold up a space artifact said to contain the whole world… Wait, whose Russian roulette wheel is this? What? I got it wrong? This isn’t Western fantasy, it’s Journey to the West? Damn it, I came here for romance, not to save the world…