Online Gaming: Digging Up the Whole World

After his younger brother filled his head with all the wrong ideas about gaming, Xiaoqiao Liushui drifted farther and farther from the right way to play. Every day, as soon as he logs in, he grabs a little shovel and digs wherever he goes: grass, vegetables, dirt, herbs, bugs, pits, traps, and even other people's ancestral graves. As a chef who specializes in digging up herbs and a mechanism disciple who specializes in skinning, he carries an exceptional weapon with 50 attack power. (Everyone scoffs: Even a level-zero beginner's axe has 100 attack!) Watch how I dig my way across this slightly off-kilter martial world... T_T Author's note: Please don't think of this as a novel. It's just a collection of long, deadpan jokes. My new novel, "Cultivation and Household Intrigue: Two Ways to Get It Wrong," is complete and ready to binge. Come check it out, ladies! And a quick plug for my QQ group: 260285711, Sister Alan's Harem. Ladies, you're welcome to join.