Immortal Grace and Beastly Bones

“Beautiful one, what can I do to make Immortal Xuan Yue like me?”

“He likes Chang’e.”

“What if I wear white and hold a rabbit?”

“He likes Chang’e.”

“Then I’ll just turn into her when I become an immortal!”

“...Master, you’re such a good-for-nothing. By the time you become an immortal, he’ll have flown past the moon with Chang’e to watch the sunrise!”

“...Would it kill you not to provoke me? I’m going to marry him, no matter what!”

And so, Yuan Qing gained a male idol to pine for, and a good-for-nothing’s journey to set his heart ablaze began!