Sweet and Joyful Affairs

A certain woman pondered, murmuring to herself, “This one is so sweet and innocent, that one is so considerate, and the other is loaded with money... Which should I choose?”

A certain man ground his teeth and snapped, “You lecherous woman, are you pretending I’m dead?”

The woman blinked in confusion. “Forgive me for asking, but... um... who are you?”

The man nearly choked on his own blood as he said bitterly, “I’m your husband!”

“Hu... husband... Are you sure?”