Free Life

Don't be obsessed with me, he is just a legend. Knocking on widows' doors, digging graves of abandoned families, and kicking leaves in gymnasiums. I am the number one libertine in Suzhou who sees rivers flowing backward, stones dripping oil, and monkeys somersaults! He plays the harp, plays the Chinese calligraphy, recites poems, paints and plays with talent. He is the most romantic man in the world who is afraid of others, trembles when he sees Buddha, and becomes stupid when he sees beautiful women. I have been among thousands of flowers, I have licked blood from a knife and died, I taught Tang Bohu to burn autumn fragrance, I asked Zhu Zhishan to run naked and jump into the cold river, Wen Zhengming acted as my younger brother, Xu Zhenqing carried swords and guns for me, I accidentally became the target of hundreds of thousands of talented people in the south of the Yangtze River! I am proficient in Qimen Dunjia and the Five Elements Feng Shui, I am familiar with Yin and Yang, I am good at distinguishing jade, porcelain and antiques. I let the military attache dismount and the civil servant get off the sedan chair. I let the emperor scream when he saw the bending beauty. In my head, I have the talent of ten fights and a hundred thousand rivers and mountains, and I also hold thousands of tender feelings that will last forever! Let's take a look at the contemporary second-rate art bastard who traveled to the Yanyue Jiangnan during the Hongzhi period of the Ming Dynasty. He was born in a Feng Shui family, and he wrote about the country and lived a dissolute life. (I have completed the 8 million-word "Long Live the Director", which you can read.)