King of the Slam Dunk

Michael Jordan's career as a team executive has been even worse than that of his old rival Isiah Thomas. At least the Smiling Assassin can point to his eye for the draft, but Jordan has nothing to show for it. The Bobcats have never even made the playoffs, and now Jordan has brought a Chinese player nobody else wanted onto the team. “From the very beginning, I've made my position perfectly clear: I don't like Xu Hai. If I had any choice, I'd kick him right off my team. Every second he's on my roster is torture!” Larry Brown, head coach of the Bobcats, said helplessly. “But I admit I can't do it. I'm not stupid enough to go up against a hometown hero…” “Without a doubt, the stupidest thing the Lakers did this season was let Xu Hai go!” said the famous Lakers fan Nicholson, looking devastated. “Have you ever seen the ugly duckling turn into a swan right before your eyes? Well, you're seeing it now!” Walton offered. “Xu is the next Billups?” Barkley gaped. “The Bobcats' manager is such a fanatic, he'd beat you senseless for insulting his greatest pride like that.” Fan group: 51067105