A Lifetime of Splendor

Reborn into a cultivation family, she becomes a cripple with paralyzed legs, a good-for-nothing cultivator cursed from birth. Under the dazzling halo of her genius twin sister, she tries to live as a cheerful little freeloader.

Except she can't even manage that

Your Highness, Demon King, why did you kidnap me?

And... (carefully) shouldn't your hand be somewhere else?

Shaluo glanced sidelong at him, her eyes cool, and held up two fingers. "I'll give you two choices."

"?"

"First, we go to bed."

"Next." His eyebrow twitched...

"Second, we get married first."

"Is there a third?"

Shaluo lowered her head and thought for a moment before answering very seriously, "Third... we go to bed first, then get married."

"I #￥%￥%￥%..."

"Before you #￥￥%￥, can I ask you something?"

"?"

"What color sheets should we use tonight?"

"..."