Expert Artifact Refiner in Another World

In 2008, it was spring.

A transmigrator drew a circle by the South Sea of the Falan Continent...

A peculiar body fused with wondrous treasures, a humanoid weapon of mass destruction, and a magical forging born from the collision of two civilizations, bringing benefits to another world while enjoying life.

The An Forgery Shop announces the following this month:

1. Due to joint protests from Saint-tier experts, the Pear Blossom Needle has been discontinued. Thunderclap Bombs and Bewitching Powder are still available.

2. The Skin-Nourishing Jewelry is sold out. Six Temperature-Controlled Cheongsams remain. The first three purchasers may claim a complete set of adult products with their receipts.

3. Reapers are available for pre-order, with door-to-door installation service. Please do not strike the vending machine at the entrance. Insert coins to purchase food.

4. When using the magical vacuum cleaner, do not place your head near the exhaust vent. The magic crystal refrigerator is only for storing food. If you need to cool down, please order a magical air conditioner.

5. Bandit groups are welcome to rob us. Our shop provides coffins free of charge.

P.S. The proprietor has recently taken a mature beauty and a little girl out to sea. Please make an appointment if you need a custom product...