If I Can't Be a Good Person, I'll Have to Collect Their Character Cards

"Captain, I think I might be sick. In my dreams, I wore a wedding dress and married you, then you talked me into spreading the teachings of an evil god and casting a spell on you."

"Relax. I logged into your character card. No need to thank me. I also taught you how to paint, made you fail your exams, and published a book."

"???"

I came to a world where order had collapsed and strange artifacts ran rampant.

There are countless artifacts with special abilities: a ring that grants Faust's teachings in exchange for sacrificing your treasure, wings whose threads extend endlessly only when you carve up other people, lipstick that can forcibly stun someone when you kiss them, and a cup of flower tea that makes you tell the truth...

It's a pretty good setting, and I've also been dragged into an infinite-flow game.

My name is Xu Xingzhi. Every morning at six, I get up and tease the country girl who shares my room and is also a player, collecting her character cards. At night, I log into her cards and play a life-management game. I have a drink in the lobby, goof off with like-minded friends, and never get caught up in infighting or internal strife. Our gentle, music-loving team leader is leading our infinite-flow group toward a HAPPY END.

That is, until I finally collect all the character cards belonging to this country girl.

She asks me to give her one chance.

I take a long drink and ask her to tell me an unspeakable secret.

"My biggest secret is my roommate, Xu Xingzhi."

"In 1569, the city I lived in was named the best city in the country."

"Do you know why?"

"Because he was caught."