Marvel Villain Survival Guide

In Marvel, where superheroes are as common as dogs, villains are the real scarce resource!

Classic villains get beaten down over and over. Only by becoming a one-in-a-million, top-quality villain can you keep your dignity and improve your odds of survival.

But even ten superheroes might not get one top-quality villain to share between them.

To that end, bit-part villain Luo Ke summed up the following three rules:

One: Always act on impulse!

Two: Never leave a single bad deed undone!

Three: Be wicked with style and fairness!

Spider-Man: "I don't know why, but the more he yells at me to kill him, the more I want to send him to prison."

Captain America: "He always says, 'Don't neglect evil just because it's small.' He says redemption means a drop in combat power, and villains who can't keep up with the current version are doomed. I don't understand him."

Iron Man: "He never compromises on matters of principle. In my experience, a villain of his caliber is definitely more troublesome than your average revenge-driven villain."

Thor: "Every time he beats me to the brink of death, he comes up with all sorts of excuses to let me go. Has he figured out I'm about to activate my 'daddy mode'?"

At the final battle, Luo Ke, who had just replaced Thanos as the strongest character in the current version, looked down on all the superheroes.

"According to the story, no one can defeat me until I successfully level up into Doctor Doom."

"Everyone, things are going ridiculously well for me!"