The Night My Sect Was Destroyed, My Mind Was Full of Gossip

Li Xiaofan, a sweeping servant at the third level of Qi Refining, gets a deluxe gift package after his sect is wiped out: the resentful souls of all four hundred members of the Tianxuan Sect in his head! Instead of charging off to seek revenge, these ghosts spend all day posting live commentary and watching the drama unfold, completely exposing the dark secrets of Zhao Quji, leader of the righteous alliance, from murdering his wife to refine bones to wearing a wig and height-boosting boots.

At the victory banquet, he burns away his lifespan to launch a cultivation-world-wide livestream, exposing the alliance leader's shocking, sordid past in front of everyone and turning the immortal sects' celebration into a spectacular public humiliation. While fleeing, he accidentally breaks into a forbidden zone and finds the founding patriarch, the melon-loving Li Changsheng, chained up and happily munching seeds. He also unlocks the Old Six Heart Demon born from his own sect.

Li Xiaofan has to shoulder an entire courtyard in his sea of consciousness: the resentful souls, a slacker patriarch, and a scheming heart demon all move in together. He changes his identity and infiltrates the enemy camp, beginning a double-agent life dancing on the edge of a blade. One moment he is staging a desperate ploy, the next faking his death, all while fooling villains and saving his enemy Liu Shuangshuang. He also has to deal with one absurd mishap after another: accidentally feeding someone laxatives, racing on a pig, and an assortment of cliffside face-first crash landings and first kisses. The laughs and dangers never let up.

On the surface, he's a loyal scapegoat. Behind the scenes, he's constantly causing trouble for the villains. While dodging assassins and trying to repay the lifespan he burned away, he gathers dirt to fight the hypocritical alliance leader. When blood corpse guards who dance in public squares and wild boars who pass along intelligence make their entrances, a hilarious cultivation revenge saga gets underway!

Highlights: live commentary in his head for protection, a three-foot-tall cheat code of a patriarch, and a heart demon with outrageous schemes. The motto is,