Madness, All Madness, The Entire Harem Goes Mad Together

The celebrity Li Xiaoxiao transmigrated into the body of a woman hated by the entire internet. When she woke up, she found herself in the imperial harem, as a doomed cannon-fodder character. She decided: If she was going to die either way, she might as well go crazy and enjoy herself. So...

When the Imperial Consort poisoned her, she whipped out a test strip on the spot. "Everyone, it's positive! Call the police!"

When the Empress set a trap for her, she started a livestream in retaliation. "Thanks to Her Majesty the Empress for the traffic!"

When the Emperor tried to dote on her, she handed him a document titled Rules for Serving in Bed. "Sign the contract first. Pay per session. No credit."

The entire harem: ...Is she crazy?

Her: You're the crazy ones. I'm just ahead of my time.