Senior Sister Keeps Stealing Beasts with a Brick

[No romance + adored by everyone + strongest fighter + sect-upgrade progression + adorable pets and mounts + shameless main cast] Shen He never expected that after escaping from a group of people who called themselves “game developers,” she’d become the senior apprentice sister of a sect. What even is a senior apprentice sister? Can you eat it? But this world is amazing. There’s no horde of “players” constantly yelling for her to die, and she can catch dragons, birds, tigers, and beasts as she pleases. She’s decided to catch every divine beast and bring them home to start a breeding farm! From then on, Shen He never looks back as she roams the cultivation world, teasing cats and dogs. The demon and devil clans are shaking in their boots. What can they do? They’re just covered in fur! She has no idea why so many people keep challenging her to duels. She beats the young ones, then the old ones show up, and after she beats them, someone even older comes along. No problem, all of them can work at my farm! Sword cultivators, spell cultivators, talisman cultivators... are any of them tougher than her brick? Years later, the people of Nanshan Sect look at the influential big shots crying and begging at their door, their feelings complicated. They never thought Shen He would single-handedly turn their sect into the greatest sect under heaven. The senior apprentice sister is truly terrifying! The sect leader rubs his hands together. “Daughter, the spirit beasts are overflowing the back mountain. Maybe we should...” Shen He, full and picking her teeth, waves a hand. “There must not be enough room. Father, wait here. I’ll go kick that immortal next door out.” The sect leader is horrified. “Daughter, you can’t! He’s the supreme ruler of the immortal realm...” An incense stick later, Shen He returns dragging a man with stars in his eyes and his clothes in disarray. “Father, what were you saying just now?” The old father rubs his face. “Nothing. Whatever makes you happy.” Shen He puts her hands on her hips. Of course she’s happy. She’s so happy in this new world she could burst.