Still a Nobody, Yet Already a Spirit Medium

He woke up before starting college and had never doubted the world around him, until one day he was forced to cultivate immortality.

Then he discovered that the world of cultivators was even more absurd than the human world, even downright bizarre.

[Spirit-Burst Pill: A blue pill that makes you fierce for three minutes, then leaves you weak for an entire day, greatly overtaxing your body]

[Compulsion Talisman: Stick the talisman on a phone and play a short video. Anyone the phone is pointed at will be forced to imitate the video]

[Golden-Banded Staff: Once activated, it tightly binds the enemy to the staff]

[Life-Borrowing Array: For twins and multiple births only]

Cultivation requires a Qi Refining License, top-grade flying swords need charging, defensive armor must not cover its trademark, and flying artifacts may not be illegally modified...