Douluo Dalu: Six Engagement Cancellations, and Bibi Dong Loses It

[Torture Tang San, Yu Xiaogang, and Tang Hao; harem, with women but no master]

Xiao Yan transmigrates to Douluo Dalu and awakens Twin Martial Souls. With Innate Soul Power of level five, he is ordered by Bibi Dong to break off his engagement with Hu Liena, both because he is engaged to her and because he has nothing but disdain for Yu Xiaogang's theories.

At the critical moment, the Choice System activates, with six out of six starting traits.

[Don't Look Down on a Poor Young Man]: He is guaranteed to reach Supreme God King at age 37.

[Unusual Talent]: His Martial Soul, talent, comprehension, and luck are all enhanced.

[Seeds of Heavenly Flame]: He gains a seed of heavenly flame every ten levels he breaks through.

[Good Fortune in Love]: His charm is maxed out, and he can improve himself by cultivating with women!

[Secret Manual of Divine Arts]: He can obtain the cultivation method best suited to him.

[Random Guardian]: He can randomly summon a level 99 guardian from a parallel timeline, and the guardian will be one hundred percent loyal.

Six out of six. How is that any different from getting them all?

Wait, what do you mean the guardian is Mu En, with white hair and a cool, adorable face?

With six heaven-defying traits, Xiao Yan immediately chooses not to eat beef.

Ning Rongrong: Brother Xiao Yan, will you marry me? The whole Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect will be yours.

Zhu Zhuqing: Thank you, Xiao Yan, for helping me seize my future. Ah! Sister, why are you here too?

Xiao Wu: Sob, Third Brother, don't look at me...

A Yin: I'm sorry, Brother Hao. I didn't want this either, but we're just too compatible.

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Tang San: No, Xiao Wu! Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Xiao Yan... you bastard! Xiao Wu!

Tang Hao: No, my A Yin!

Yu Xiaogang: Dong'er, Er Long, damn you, Xiao Yan! You've left me with no love!