The Fake Eunuch: Seizing the Ming Dynasty

Cai Liushun: sixes everywhere, smooth sailing all around. He's both a loser and lucky.

Whatever isn't going smoothly, he sets right on the spot. You think someone who transmigrated is easy to mess with?

Wei Zhongxian, the Tianqi Emperor, the Chongzhen Emperor, Li Zicheng, Zhang Xianzhong, and Hong Taiji: all of you, get down on your knees and sing "I Surrender."

I knew it. To clean up the mess of the late Ming, a real eunuch won't do. We'll have to rely on a fake one.

Of course a fake eunuch can take a wife. Cai Liushun's demands aren't high: marry the empress, take concubines, and cuckold the emperor.