On the Peninsula, Why Do I Face a Battlefield Every Day?

Song Yu: My reason for entering the entertainment industry is actually quite simple: I want to become the top star of the Korean peninsula. I’m such a squeaky-clean young man. How could I possibly be a playboy? Kim Taeyeon: That’s fine. Noona can be the playgirl who seduces you. I like younger men best. Lin Yoona: You said you’d help me become a Blue Dragon Best Actress, so you can’t get rid of me now. Park Jiyeon: Oppa has done me such a huge favor. Naturally, I’ll repay you by giving myself to you. Choi Sulli: You still have to get in line to give yourself to him, okay? Get behind me. Song Yu: ... Am I going to end up like Song Yu of old, admired to death by people? Why do I have to deal with a different romantic battlefield every single day!