Xuanhuan: I Farm Passive Skills with Immortal Beans, Driving Heaven's Will Mad

Everyone knows the rules of fantasy: have your talent stripped away, then regain it and become even stronger. Feng Guangxian transmigrated into a cultivation world, only to find himself a burned-out programmer in poor health who couldn't even beat a chicken. No System, no wise old mentor, no heaven-defying talent. He thought he would just have to wait to die in the cultivation world, until he discovered that the collectible Senzu Beans from an anime convention were real. And they were the original bugged Senzu Beans. One bean filled both his health and energy bars to the max. So Feng Guangxian found his path getting more and more crooked. What do you mean, a supplier of Supreme Bones? What do you mean, a production line for double pupils? What do you mean, an organ dealer? What do you mean, a talent-upgrade specialist? I really just wanted to build myself a top-of-the-line body! How did I somehow end up a tycoon? Feng Guangxian: Anyone who crosses me, I'll upgrade the spiritual root of their worst enemy. And so the novel's original protagonist, who once had a Chaos Spiritual Root and thought he was unbeatable, discovered that the villain had a Chaos Spiritual Root, Chaos Bloodline, Heavenly Divine Eyes, an Imperishable Body of Ten Thousand Tribulations, 206 bones that were all Supreme Bones, a Nine-Orifice Exquisite Heart, golden kidneys, a Qilin arm... Original protagonist: I'm tired. Just destroy the world already! Heavenly Dao: Please, stop making more. I can only support one Child of Destiny, and I'm nearly drained dry.