I'm an Otherworldly Heavenly Demon. Your Cultivation Art Looks Good, I'll Take It

Jiang Ye wakes up one day in a cultivation world, where he gains the template of Kung Fu Panda. No matter what technique or martial art he sees, he can learn it at a glance. The good news: his health bar is locked. The bad news: it's locked at critical health. He'll always have just a sliver left, liable to collapse in a breeze or shatter at the slightest bump, yet somehow he just can't take his final breath. And so a young man who looks like he's about to drop dead at any moment wanders unsteadily across the land. He tells everyone he meets that he wants to uphold justice and save the people. He sounds sincere, his eyes shining, but nobody believes him. In the eyes of demons, he's a walking tonic, his skin concealing an astonishingly pure source of vital blood and energy. One bite would save them a hundred years of cultivation. To rogue cultivators and ordinary folk, he's a fat sheep carrying priceless treasures but too weak to protect himself. Kill him, and they could get rich overnight. To the immortals high above, he's an ant that wandered onto their chessboard, not even worth a glance. He is the only anomaly of this age: people have become food for demons, immortals treat mortals like grass, demons run rampant, and everyone suffers. This book is also known as “Your Cultivation Technique Is Great. I'll Take It,” “My Years as a Glass Cannon in the Cultivation World,” and “Jealous of My God-Given Talent?! I Traded My Health Bar for It!”