Heavenly Court Group Won't Let Me Resign

For just 9.9 yuan, get a heavenly aura included. You Ran thought she'd bought a beauty course. When she opened the attachment, she found a labor contract from the Heavenly Court Group. Party A: Heavenly Court Group Co., Ltd. Party B: You Ran. Term: three thousand years. She wanted a refund. Clause 47 of the contract said resignation required a penalty of thirty million two hundred and forty thousand yuan for the three thousand years of service. She wanted to pay in installments. Human Resources said no: hers was a cohabiting position, and the other party had to sign too. That other party was one of three hundred Border Collies with the same name, chosen at random. He had a name of his own, as well as an old badge from his days in service. And so two little animals from the mortal world started work in the stables, at the very bottom of the Horse Keeper Corporation. They soon discovered that things in Heaven were exactly like an office building in the mortal world: time clocks, performance reviews, overtime pay, five kinds of insurance and a housing fund, and a countdown that was always four minutes off. There was only one difference: if you wanted to leave, you had to change the rules first.