NBA: It’s All About Having Fun on the Court!

In the summer of 2004, a monster point guard measuring 198 cm tall with a 213 cm wingspan appears at a Chicago pre-draft workout: Lu Xiao. He gets bound to a “Happy Basketball System” that claims its mission is to “spread love and happiness.” As long as he plays on the court and completes a game, he can draw cards to acquire the top skills of NBA legends from every era. System: “Ding! Congratulations, Host! Happy basketball, happiness above all!” Lu Xiao: “Got it. I'll make the opposing point guard experience physical despair.” The Celtics snag him with the 40th pick from the start? The media across America write him off? Lu Xiao just smiles: exploit mismatches to bully smaller point guards, throw down thunderous poster dunks, and tear apart opponents' defenses with trash talk! Celtics fans are happy: The team has found a true cornerstone! Basketball fans are happy: Watching this bruising point guard is a feast for the eyes! Hollywood actresses are happy: A dominant force on the court who's disciplined and witty off it? Who could resist that charm? Lu Xiao is happy too: He's racking up points and drawing so many skills he's become numb to it! Only the league's superstars and defenders clutch their heads and weep: “They call this happy basketball? I don't know if he's happy, but we're all getting completely wrecked!” After all, when it comes to basketball, happiness matters most, except for my opponents!