Please Don't Transcend During Check-In

“Zhou Ye, this PowerPoint has to be finished tonight. If it isn't done, you can't clock out!” “Sorry, team leader. It's already 11:30. Not even the Jade Emperor himself can stop me from clocking out.” After fourteen straight days of overtime, veteran office worker Zhou Ye raised his middle finger and pressed it against the time clock at 11:59 p.m. At that very moment, the Nine Heavens Violet Firmament Tribulation, dormant for three thousand years, spiraled out of control and struck the time clock dead on! 【Beep! Attendance recorded. Successfully clocked in for one ‘Nine Heavens Violet Firmament Tribulation’!】 【Talent bound: Tribulation Immunity! Clock-out settlement: Off-duty status. Cultivation speed +100%. Invincible defense activated!】 From then on, the worlds of cultivation and modern urban life went completely off the rails. As the Nine Heavens Tribulation poured down and countless mighty cultivators were reduced to ashes, Zhou Ye stood before the time clock and yawned. “That's it? I've seen a company power line short out harder than that.” When demonic overlords tore open the void and ten thousand ghosts roamed the night, Zhou Ye glanced at his watch. “Sorry, it's six in the evening. I've already clocked out. Picking a fight with me after work? Guess you haven't had a proper beating from the Heavenly Dao!” The sweet, soft-spoken intern with a Pure Yin Sacred Physique: “Brother Zhou, you're so warm. Can I stay at your place tonight?” The cool, mature captain of the Special Operations Bureau: “Zhou Ye, in the name of monitoring dangerous individuals, I'm officially moving in next door!” The haughty, parachuted-in female CEO: “Hand over your Nine Heavens Tribulation! This Saintess... I mean, this CEO will make you vice president!” Zhou Ye sighed and flicked the Violet Firmament lightning flames from his fingertips. “Don't rush me. Let's talk after I clock in at nine.”