I Never Meant to Become a Demonic Cultivator

I, Su Ming, had just gotten into college in my previous life. I had a mom and a girlfriend, and my life was just taking off. Then I woke up reborn as a baby in a mortal town in the cultivation world. Other transmigrators get a golden finger from the start. I got... the milk of Auntie Wang next door. After finally growing up to sixteen and making some progress in martial arts, I heard a “ding” in my head. “The Warhammer chat group has been activated. Current members: 1.” I figured this useless group was just me, so what good was it? Then I casually invited someone. “The Emperor has joined the chat.” ...Wait, which Emperor?