The Entire Universe Is Group-Chatting Inside My Head

全宇宙都在我脑壳里开群聊

by Old Geezer, Don’t Climb (老登登不登)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 11k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 1d ago
Source: Qidian

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A barbecue shop server had an antenna implanted in his brain. To get online, he had no choice but to eat barbecue nonstop. Before long, he went from being an “unauthorized freeloader on someone else’s Wi-Fi” to “Earth’s Chief Liaison to the Pan-Universe Alliance.” Before the civilizational census arrived, he got the entire planet online.

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