I Just Want to Keep My Head Down

The standard package for other people’s protagonists: favored by the Heavenly Dao, uniquely blessed resources, an invincible golden finger, extraordinary talent for cultivation, and so on… My protagonist has none of that… Protagonist: This is way too miserable. So what do I have? Author Yuyu: You have your life ^_^ Protagonist: … sulking …, _ Author Yuyu: Just kidding. There are surprises, perks, and easter eggs ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Protagonist: It’s fun to mess with me, huh! (ーー；) Author: Ha, ha, ha… awkward laughter