Master, He Is Playing Me Again

Su Xianchen has been in Qingyun Sect for three hundred years, and he knows the iron law of the world of immortality: great fame attracts thunder, and unknown people live forever. He thought he would live forever, until he picked up a passionate apprentice who would show off his sword when facing an enemy. The apprentice becomes famous when he goes out, and when he becomes famous, he attracts thunder, but the master's cultivation level skyrockets. The system says: The more the apprentice struggles, the stronger you become, but don't be discovered. So the most powerful hidden saint in the three realms squatted on the back hill sweeping the floor every day, drank porridge, and secretly rubbed the buttocks of his disciples. The apprentice is fighting bloody battles in all directions outside, while he is drinking tea and eating melon at home. Apprentice: Master, let me protect you! Su Xianchen held a bowl of porridge: ... Disciple, the sooner you die, the longer you will live as a master. This is a comedy about cultivating immortality in which "the apprentice tries his best to debut in a C position, but the master buys a standing ticket and runs away overnight."