The System Wants Me to Be a Simp, and Being Humble Makes Me Rich

【System】: “Please sincerely fawn over her, Host!” Chen Yu: “Sure!” (Copies and pastes “Good morning, baby.”) 【System】: “Simp behavior, +50 points.” The other person: “Get lost.” 【System】: “Emotional feedback, +100 points.” Chen Yu: “Thanks, boss. Next!” Chen Yu was bound to the Simp-to-Cash System. The System has just one goal: to turn him into a real simp! It judges actions, not what’s in his heart. It only recognizes simp behavior, not whether his feelings are genuine. Points come from the other person’s emotional reactions, not from one-sided messages. “The System wants me to be a dog, but I’m going to be the one who milks it for all it’s worth!” The simping is an act, the money is real, the System is stupid, and the protagonist is sharp!